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Mochlos Times
Written by Toxic and R.H. Stogus
Table of Contents
1. Top Relevant Alliances
2. Interviews and News
3. War scores
4. Map Stuff
5. Memes
6. Traven Rumors
This is the first issue written by Toxic, Metalcore, Gribbe, Cachet, R.H. Stogus, and Stevehazelnut. Expect another issue someday.
1. Top Relevant Alliances
Courtesy of Stevehazelnut
<-Lowkey trying not to be bias here->
Shamers- Number one in both points and BP, they've been trash talking since before day one and have been gunning to take down Mafia. Built out of strong players, they have a good chance of getting a win.
Mafia- A premade-that-totally-isn't-an-MRA ranked at number two in both points and BP, they've been trash talking since before day one and have something against Maul's crew. Initially comprised of good players and some simmers, the sudden absorption of NNY has caused lots to laugh at them. There's a chance that if they cut deadweight and get their act together they can win, whether they can get their act together or not remains to be seen.
Stray Cats- From what I've heard, they're a solid group. However the lack of what I've heard is more interesting, as they haven't been trash talking. They've taken plenty of cities and haven't lost any yet, so they may have a good chance of winning as well, that is, if they can stop the hammer and nail known as JUNK and Maul.
Friends w/out Lunatic&Mercyless- A wonderful group to Mafia's north, the old LaFs players happen to have had the bad luck of landing next to the people steamrolling them in Apollonia. Will that continue here? Only time will tell.
Chaos/IMMORTALS/Judicars- two of them are MRAs that don't appear to be doing much, if they either work together or merge into someone they have a chance of some of them getting a crown when people drop out for real life reasons, as always happens.
2. Interviews and news
Courtesy of Toxicgamer2343234
Interview of Stevehazelnut
Written by Toxic and R.H. Stogus
Table of Contents
1. Top Relevant Alliances
2. Interviews and News
3. War scores
4. Map Stuff
5. Memes
6. Traven Rumors
This is the first issue written by Toxic, Metalcore, Gribbe, Cachet, R.H. Stogus, and Stevehazelnut. Expect another issue someday.
1. Top Relevant Alliances
Courtesy of Stevehazelnut
<-Lowkey trying not to be bias here->
Shamers- Number one in both points and BP, they've been trash talking since before day one and have been gunning to take down Mafia. Built out of strong players, they have a good chance of getting a win.
Mafia- A premade-that-totally-isn't-an-MRA ranked at number two in both points and BP, they've been trash talking since before day one and have something against Maul's crew. Initially comprised of good players and some simmers, the sudden absorption of NNY has caused lots to laugh at them. There's a chance that if they cut deadweight and get their act together they can win, whether they can get their act together or not remains to be seen.
Stray Cats- From what I've heard, they're a solid group. However the lack of what I've heard is more interesting, as they haven't been trash talking. They've taken plenty of cities and haven't lost any yet, so they may have a good chance of winning as well, that is, if they can stop the hammer and nail known as JUNK and Maul.
Friends w/out Lunatic&Mercyless- A wonderful group to Mafia's north, the old LaFs players happen to have had the bad luck of landing next to the people steamrolling them in Apollonia. Will that continue here? Only time will tell.
Chaos/IMMORTALS/Judicars- two of them are MRAs that don't appear to be doing much, if they either work together or merge into someone they have a chance of some of them getting a crown when people drop out for real life reasons, as always happens.
2. Interviews and news
Courtesy of Toxicgamer2343234
Interview of Stevehazelnut
toxicgamer2343234: So this new game mode domination what do you think of it so far?
stevehazelnuttehepic: Domination? More like #SimFest2k18
toxicgamer2343234: What do you think about the world so far.
stevehazelnuttehepic: It was a good source of gold to fund my simming in Apollonia and Eubea. Sadly there's not much more to be made
toxicgamer2343234: What about the wars you have been fighting any interesting ones or challenging wars so far?
stevehazelnuttehepic: Nothing really interesting or challenging alliance wise because of SimFest2k18.
toxicgamer2343234: What makes you believe that this world is a SimFest?
stevehazelnuttehepic: I'm just sitting here simming because alliance policy or whatever of mass recruiting everyone near us.
stevehazelnuttehepic: Domination? More like #SimFest2k18
toxicgamer2343234: What do you think about the world so far.
stevehazelnuttehepic: It was a good source of gold to fund my simming in Apollonia and Eubea. Sadly there's not much more to be made
toxicgamer2343234: What about the wars you have been fighting any interesting ones or challenging wars so far?
stevehazelnuttehepic: Nothing really interesting or challenging alliance wise because of SimFest2k18.
toxicgamer2343234: What makes you believe that this world is a SimFest?
stevehazelnuttehepic: I'm just sitting here simming because alliance policy or whatever of mass recruiting everyone near us.
Interview of Grepo Mauler
Toxicgamer2343234:What do you think about the new game mode domination so far?
Grepo Mauler:so far seems nothing has changed. everyone still hugging.
Toxicgamer2343234:What do you think about the world so far?
Grepo Mauler:seems to be easy so far. no real threats yet. however im sure things will change as they always do.
Toxicgamer2343234:What about the wars you have been fighting any interesting ones or challenging wars so far?
Grepo Mauler:so far anyone we've committed fully on has failed. im sure the future will hold some challenge.
Toxicgamer2343234:Some say that you are not the best. Do you have anything to say to them?
Grepo Mauler:Let them try Maul.
Grepo Mauler:so far seems nothing has changed. everyone still hugging.
Toxicgamer2343234:What do you think about the world so far?
Grepo Mauler:seems to be easy so far. no real threats yet. however im sure things will change as they always do.
Toxicgamer2343234:What about the wars you have been fighting any interesting ones or challenging wars so far?
Grepo Mauler:so far anyone we've committed fully on has failed. im sure the future will hold some challenge.
Toxicgamer2343234:Some say that you are not the best. Do you have anything to say to them?
Grepo Mauler:Let them try Maul.
MAUL THE BEST
3. War Scores
Courtesy of Writer Scipio Africanus I/R.H.Stogus
Body Shamers vs Fools Graveyard
31-0
Body Shamers vs The Slaughtered
23-0
Body Shamers vs No Name Yet
11-0
Redneck Mafia vs Shawnee War
19-0
Redneck Mafia vs Judicars of Allaric
17-0
Stray Cats vs No Name Yet + Already Have a Name
8-0
Friends Without Lunatic vs No Name Yet
7-3
Friends Without Lunatic vs Shawnee War
9-0
Chaos vs Immortals
1-8
Chaos vs Body Shamers +Not Body Shamers
0-17
4. Map Stuff
Courtesy of Metalcore
5. MEMES
Courtesy of too many characters to display
6. Traven Rumors
Courtesy of Gribbe
The constant repetition of "Maul da Best" is the first stage in Grepo Mauler's plan to create his own cult.
Gold Mafia is a secret 4th's branch of Mafia where they send the simmers and spies to farm them gold.
toxicgamer2343234 and JUNKYARD GOD are in a relationship
Uoflgirl and Grepo Mauler are in a relationship.
JUNKYARD GOD builds light ships to kill his own alliance bir walls.
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