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Once upon a time in the merry little world of Gythium where seemingly no wars were fought at all, there was an alliance called War Hammer. War Hammer was one of the few alliances actually bothering to fight. They were on a rampage and conquering everyone and everything in its path. Quickly downing or politically denutting some of the top alliance leaders early on. They assembled a top team and were dominating the north of Gythium.
All seemed to be going according to plan...and then it happened. The coalition formed. Dun Dun Dun? War Hammer was so paralyzed with fear that it had no idea what to do.
*The following is a testimony from an anonymous player whose identity you will never guess*
[1:52:16 AM] Old Fish: I'm nothing but a peaceful fish. I actually just like to hug ships and troops
[1:52:20 AM] Old Fish: for some reason they break
[1:52:22 AM] Old Fish:
Well, unlike most of these teams simming away and playing hugs all day, fighting is in our blood...and our somewhat MRAish name. But none of this is important to you probably. What you're all wondering is who this coalition of brave simmers are! Behold!
The Rebellion...
The were rebelling against...SOMEONE...SOMETHING! But for story's sake we'll just say it was us. The Rebels were a bunch of up tight, boring, prudes. All of whom wanted nothing to do with War Hammer's shenanigans and conquests. They wanted to build cities, let WH do all the work in a war and take credit for it, then try to offer random city swap deals that would force WH to take on The Rebellion's fights. Naturally, we told this cowardly alliance to go pound sand. After a lot of crying and transfer requests war were declared.
The Rebellion wasted no time in finding help as they knew that they were doomed from the start. So they enlisted some of the best alliances in Gythium (sadly this is not a joke).
The Fire Nation
Now War Hammer started to feel the heat. What we would do against an alliance like them? How would we survive against the might of the fir-
Annnnd its gone...Well I guess you could say that we dumped our "load" on them huh? Of course that wasn't all! They had much more fearful allies than some noob MRA.
Tiger
This image is actually fitting, at first we thought that they would do alright as they were apparently putting up an okay fight with TSS. But since then they've been chowing down on frosted flakes at the victory party and are too preoccupied to actually be bothered to do anything....Except that CS attempt. But i'm pretty sure that was a joke or something. At least I hope it was, because we found it hilarious. But the biggest scare has yet to be revealed!
ILLUMINATI
The world's most powerful organization comes to Gythium! Oh lord am I trembling. That or they come from the metro Detroit area and actually believe that this organization exists. I'm leaning more on the second but either way they aren't exactly what we would call terrifying. Last but certainly not least, okay probably least, we have the most threatening alliance(s) of all.
The Imperial Alphas/Guardians/ Order
We actually don't know anything about these alliances, nor do we care. So here's a picture of Invader Zim
There we have it, the epic show down in the north. How will War Hammer handle this pressure from these obvious pros? Will out Fishy friend ever stop breaking those ships when he tries to hug them? Will Princess Juneta make a comeback this week? Will The Smilodon Fatalis ever find true love? Will someone else please do something note worthy so we can stop talking about ourselves? Only time will tell.
Disclaimer: This is my first PnP since like summer, so please be gentle. Except TR, Fire Nation, ILLUMINATI, Tiger, and the Imperial Whoevers. Please get as rough as possible while you can, because we'll be putting ya down soon enough. 8-0 and rising boys, better get it together. Oh and don't try to drop out or run, you're already on the list, you've thought about doing it and committed, so you're not getting out of it.
All seemed to be going according to plan...and then it happened. The coalition formed. Dun Dun Dun? War Hammer was so paralyzed with fear that it had no idea what to do.
*The following is a testimony from an anonymous player whose identity you will never guess*
[1:52:16 AM] Old Fish: I'm nothing but a peaceful fish. I actually just like to hug ships and troops
[1:52:20 AM] Old Fish: for some reason they break
[1:52:22 AM] Old Fish:
Well, unlike most of these teams simming away and playing hugs all day, fighting is in our blood...and our somewhat MRAish name. But none of this is important to you probably. What you're all wondering is who this coalition of brave simmers are! Behold!
The Rebellion...
The were rebelling against...SOMEONE...SOMETHING! But for story's sake we'll just say it was us. The Rebels were a bunch of up tight, boring, prudes. All of whom wanted nothing to do with War Hammer's shenanigans and conquests. They wanted to build cities, let WH do all the work in a war and take credit for it, then try to offer random city swap deals that would force WH to take on The Rebellion's fights. Naturally, we told this cowardly alliance to go pound sand. After a lot of crying and transfer requests war were declared.
The Rebellion wasted no time in finding help as they knew that they were doomed from the start. So they enlisted some of the best alliances in Gythium (sadly this is not a joke).
The Fire Nation
Now War Hammer started to feel the heat. What we would do against an alliance like them? How would we survive against the might of the fir-
Annnnd its gone...Well I guess you could say that we dumped our "load" on them huh? Of course that wasn't all! They had much more fearful allies than some noob MRA.
Tiger
This image is actually fitting, at first we thought that they would do alright as they were apparently putting up an okay fight with TSS. But since then they've been chowing down on frosted flakes at the victory party and are too preoccupied to actually be bothered to do anything....Except that CS attempt. But i'm pretty sure that was a joke or something. At least I hope it was, because we found it hilarious. But the biggest scare has yet to be revealed!
ILLUMINATI
The world's most powerful organization comes to Gythium! Oh lord am I trembling. That or they come from the metro Detroit area and actually believe that this organization exists. I'm leaning more on the second but either way they aren't exactly what we would call terrifying. Last but certainly not least, okay probably least, we have the most threatening alliance(s) of all.
The Imperial Alphas/Guardians/ Order
We actually don't know anything about these alliances, nor do we care. So here's a picture of Invader Zim
There we have it, the epic show down in the north. How will War Hammer handle this pressure from these obvious pros? Will out Fishy friend ever stop breaking those ships when he tries to hug them? Will Princess Juneta make a comeback this week? Will The Smilodon Fatalis ever find true love? Will someone else please do something note worthy so we can stop talking about ourselves? Only time will tell.
Disclaimer: This is my first PnP since like summer, so please be gentle. Except TR, Fire Nation, ILLUMINATI, Tiger, and the Imperial Whoevers. Please get as rough as possible while you can, because we'll be putting ya down soon enough. 8-0 and rising boys, better get it together. Oh and don't try to drop out or run, you're already on the list, you've thought about doing it and committed, so you're not getting out of it.
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