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Once in the land of high walls, turtles, and of course, Picnics. There was a group of bunnies happily hopping along the fields looking for their next feast. They were the most feared horde of rabbits north and west of ocean 55 and secretly south and east too.
Their power was so great and they were feared by so many that the one little mass message could send their enemies spiraling into the black abyss of dissent. In the ocean of 45 laid the greatest army of simmers Grepolis has ever seen. Nearly 300 players strong on their own. They envied the rabbits power, actually they envied just about anyone's power. Picture Raditz from DBZ, The Chicago Cubs, The Oakland Raiders, Mort Goldman from Family Guy. That's how weak these guys were. This envy drove them to do just about the most suicidal thing anyone could ever do...Mess with the Bunnies. And so one leader sent perhaps the silliest message anyone could ever send to any opponent, let alone the current top dog of a server as spite for stating facts. So here I proudly present...
Disclaimer: What you are about to view is perhaps the most painful attempt at propaganda ever attempted.
And so here we are! We are the best! We have taken TWO cities from RA! Raaaaaaah.
To those interested in the actual war score its 37-8 PB. 37 is an inaccurate number too because had one of its branches disband and reform so I couldn't track those lost conquests. Either way we take about 4 cities for every one they take. They have 264 players between them AND several allies against us. Combined with their allies they have taken 10 cities. We've taken 134 towns off of their coalition.
In other words, don't open your mouth unless you can back it up. Also as a tip for next time, I suggest having a guy with an IQ above 40 send the propaganda MM to us.
Their power was so great and they were feared by so many that the one little mass message could send their enemies spiraling into the black abyss of dissent. In the ocean of 45 laid the greatest army of simmers Grepolis has ever seen. Nearly 300 players strong on their own. They envied the rabbits power, actually they envied just about anyone's power. Picture Raditz from DBZ, The Chicago Cubs, The Oakland Raiders, Mort Goldman from Family Guy. That's how weak these guys were. This envy drove them to do just about the most suicidal thing anyone could ever do...Mess with the Bunnies. And so one leader sent perhaps the silliest message anyone could ever send to any opponent, let alone the current top dog of a server as spite for stating facts. So here I proudly present...
Disclaimer: What you are about to view is perhaps the most painful attempt at propaganda ever attempted.
VICTORY 7 CSES SUNK
cool graphics bro. Man this story could really go somewhere wait what...?
...Why are you talking about Chiguanas to us? Maybe it was just a side fact. Well lets count em out.
Alright that's two good start.
Annnd you showed the same one twice apparently hoping to fool us. Cute. Seriously check the last image and this one. Same report. Still at 2.
Annnd more stuff related to Chiguanas. Word to the wise, if your content is half related to another alliance, you really shouldn't be bragging. Anyways, still 2 CSes killed by RA on this glorious of day(s)
Final reports aren't even available.
Well there you have it PB can't win they are terrible. They are so doo-
Oh...
Oh my this is awkward...
cool graphics bro. Man this story could really go somewhere wait what...?
...Why are you talking about Chiguanas to us? Maybe it was just a side fact. Well lets count em out.
Alright that's two good start.
Annnd you showed the same one twice apparently hoping to fool us. Cute. Seriously check the last image and this one. Same report. Still at 2.
Annnd more stuff related to Chiguanas. Word to the wise, if your content is half related to another alliance, you really shouldn't be bragging. Anyways, still 2 CSes killed by RA on this glorious of day(s)
Final reports aren't even available.
Well there you have it PB can't win they are terrible. They are so doo-
Oh...
Oh my this is awkward...
And so here we are! We are the best! We have taken TWO cities from RA! Raaaaaaah.
To those interested in the actual war score its 37-8 PB. 37 is an inaccurate number too because had one of its branches disband and reform so I couldn't track those lost conquests. Either way we take about 4 cities for every one they take. They have 264 players between them AND several allies against us. Combined with their allies they have taken 10 cities. We've taken 134 towns off of their coalition.
In other words, don't open your mouth unless you can back it up. Also as a tip for next time, I suggest having a guy with an IQ above 40 send the propaganda MM to us.